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Goodr I'm Not Your Bro, Brah
Goodr I'm Not Your Bro, Brah

Goodr I'm Not Your Bro, Brah

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You’ll always recognize your bro, brah, if you’re wearing matching goodr sunnies, like these NEW I’m Not Your Bro, Brah sunnies. Inspired by classic surf bro style, brah. Read more..

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THE TRUE STORY THAT INFLUENCED P.D. EASTMAN’S ARE YOU MY MOTHER

Two little surfers enjoyed a sick night of boozing. 
One had too much, and would soon be snoozing.

The one little surfer passed out in their van, making gentle snoring sounds* as he twitched in his seat.

The other little surfer, sober and sweet, looked at him lovingly and thought, he’ll need something to eat!

For the one little surfer had had far too much to drink, 
if he barfs in the van it’ll make a huge stink!

So the sober little surfer hopped out to grab food,
‘cause there’s nothing like a hangover to ruin the mood!

He abandoned the van to look for a bite,
but the drunk surfer woke, now alone in a fright!

He stumbled out of the van, drunk as a skunk,
and approached a man on the corner, dressed like a punk

Are you my bro, brah?
I’m not your bro, brah! 

The punk was not his bro, and so he moved on.

I have to find my bro, brah! He thought to himself.

He walked down the street like a freak on fleek,
and approached a woman, sleek with mystique

Are you my bro, brah?
I’m not your bro, brah!

The woman was not his bro, and so he moved on.

I have to find my bro, brah! He thought to himself.

He ran down the sidewalk, now sweaty and scared,
when he spotted a big, ogreish man with a beard,

Are you my bro, brah?
I’m not your bro, brah!

The ogreish man was not his bro, and so he moved on.

He sprinted across the street, now full of despair,
when he spotted a poodle with pink fluffy hair,

Are you my bro, brah?
I’m not your bro, brah!

The poodle was not his bro, and so he moved on.

I have to find my bro, brah!!! he said, his mind suddenly filling with dread.
Then a voice boomed: What’re you doing here, you big knucklehead?!

Are you my bro, brah?
Of course I’m your bro, brah!

Brah, I just stepped out to grab some burgers and fries!
Oh man, I’m STARVING, what a gnarly surprise!

They went back to the van to chow down their grub,
And the drunk little surfer soon barfed in a shrub.

And the two little surfers called it a night.

You’ll always recognize your bro, brah, if you’re wearing matching goodr sunnies, like these NEW I’m Not Your Bro, Brah sunnies. Inspired by classic surf bro style, brah.

(*If reading to a child, a *Meee me me meee, Meee me me meee*  snoring sound is a nice touch)

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