You can't spend money when you're dead, so you might as well spend it all now. Read more..
Actually, spend MORE money than you have. Then, if you die, you don't have to pay it back! #Winning. Do you want to be a sad ghost, watching your money go to waste on your surviving family? HELL NO!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you sip unicorn blood wine on a golden yacht while kicking diamonds into the ocean — just for sh*ts and giggles.
You can't spend money when you're dead, so you might as well spend it all now.
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